Finally, a way to say what everyone’s thinking when you see someone parked like they just exited a demolition derby. The Nice Parking, Narcissus Sticker delivers savage sarcasm and well-earned mockery, all without confrontation. Just slap it on the window (or gift it to a friend who drives like chaos), and let the sticker do the shaming.

Probably smart to buy 3 or 4.

Printed in bold black and yellow “official violation” style, this sticker looks legit enough to scare but funny enough to make everyone else laugh.

Features:

• “Congratulations! You’ve been awarded the ‘How the F#@k Did You Get a License?’ badge of dishonor”

• Checklist includes:

✔ Nailed it! (2 lines, 3 spots)

✔ Fully committed to the diagonal life

✔ Consider turning in your mirrors (and license)

• Premium vinyl: weatherproof, removable

• Measures approx. 4” x 5.5”

Use responsibly (or not).