Pat Benatar said it best: “Love is a battlefield.”

And this sticker? It’s the darkly funny, wine-fueled proof.

Channeling 80s heartbreak and chaos with a combat-ready cartoon heart, this lyric-based sticker is for anyone who took those verses a little too literally—and got emotionally blown to bits. Whether you’re dealing with betrayal, bad dates, or just a full-blown relationship war zone, this one’s for the romantically unhinged.

Featuring:

• Lyrics-inspired art with a battle-worn heart

• A wine glass for coping

• A middle finger for closure

• And a landmine for… accuracy

Perfect for anyone who’s screamed-sung Pat Benatar in the car and meant it.

Stick it on:

• Wine bottles

• Breakup boxes

• Your new relationship as a warning label