Creepy? Check. Classic? Also check. This “Every Breath You Take” sticker takes a not-so-subtle jab at the famously misunderstood 1983 hit by The Police. With its cartoon spy and mischievous grin, this one’s equal parts hilarious and uncomfortably accurate.

Stick it on a laptop, water bottle, package, or anywhere you want to raise eyebrows and start conversations. Whether you’re a die-hard Sting fan or just enjoy poking fun at obsessive vibes, this durable vinyl sticker is your new favorite way to weird people out (in the best way possible).

Just don’t blame us if people start looking over their shoulders.