Not a morning person? Neither is this flaming little breakfast bastard.

Introducing the Good Morning Twat Waffle sticker – your daily dose of profanity and passive-aggression, served hot with a side of devil horns and zero tolerance for bullshit. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, lunch boxes, or the back of your coworker’s clipboard.

Stick it anywhere your caffeine-deprived rage needs to be seen. It’s funny, fiery, and fabulously offensive –  just like you before 9 a.m.

Durable, weatherproof, and completely inappropriate

Approx. 3.5” x 4” – big enough to get the message across, loud and clear.