Introducing the How to Not Kill Your Spouse: Newlywed Edition.  The perfect gag gift for couples blissfully unaware of the emotional rollercoaster they’ve just strapped into. Packed with fake but painfully relatable contents, this sticker or prank label will leave newlyweds howling with laughter (and possibly rage). Whether you’re dealing with chronic snoring, dishwasher-loading wars, or an unhealthy amount of passive-aggressiveness, this hilarious “starter pack” has you emotionally covered.

Fake Contents Include:

• Breathe-through-the-snorin’ meditation guide

• Passive-aggressive note templates for any occasion

• Free trial of midnight sleep screaming

• And enough sarcasm to last through year one

Great for bridal showers, wedding gifts, or slipping onto a package with a “Just Married” sticker. Not responsible for actual therapy sessions that may follow.