Introducing the Warning: May Contain Irrational Amazon Purchases sticker, your official excuse for whatever just showed up at the door.

From glow-in-the-dark toilet paper to banana slicers and adult onesies with questionable slogans, we’ve all added one too many “essentials” to our carts at 2AM. This label makes it clear: don’t judge, just unbox.

Perfect for:

• Packaging prank labels

• Your “why did I buy this?” shelf

• Gift bags, shipping boxes, or your actual front door

• Friends who live one click away from chaos

Bonus: The smiley arrow at the bottom? Legally just vague enough.