We’ve all been there. Nature calls… and there’s no answer. No bathroom in sight. No bush to duck behind. Just you, your dignity slowly draining, and a line at the porta-potty that could rival a Taylor Swift concert. That’s why we proudly present: The Yourinal™ – the world’s first (and probably last) belt-attachable, carry-on, emergency urinal you never knew you didn’t want.

Strap in (literally), because The Yourinal isn’t just a prank gift, it’s a statement. A statement that says, “I’ve given up on society’s rules, public decency, and basic bathroom etiquette.” Designed with absolutely zero concern for subtlety, this stylish (read: wildly embarrassing) contraption lets you pee with (misplaced) pride, wherever you may roam.

Perfect for:

• Road trips gone wrong

• Beer festivals without enough porta-potties

• Camping trips with terrifying raccoons near the latrine

• Golf games that are going way too well to take a break

• The friend who always says “I’ll just go behind a tree”

Gift it to your buddy who thinks he’s too good for public restrooms. Wrap it up for Dad this Father’s Day and let him know retirement’s going to be wild. Or bring it to your next White Elephant exchange and instantly become that guy.

Because when you’ve gotta go… make sure everyone else knows it too.

Approximately 5.35″ x 7.86″ – Big enough to get noticed. Small enough to pretend it wasn’t you.

Also included –

**Slap the “Ship To” Sticker on the package and let the world know, this shipment is brought to you by a mischievous rodent with a beer and zero regrets.**

**Our bold ‘You’ve Been Pranked’ label lets them know exactly who to thank (or blame). Compliments of legendary chaos: TheOneAndOnly.ca**