“Unspeakable Mime Abduction” Mountie Sticker

Warning: these mimes play for keeps. Get your Unspeakable Mime Abduction Canadian Mountie sticker.  Weatherproof, die-cut vinyl.  Perfect sticker for True North Canadians that love them some good father humour.

“Unspeakable Mime Abduction” Mountie Sticker

Warning: these mimes play for keeps. Get your Unspeakable Mime Abduction Canadian Mountie sticker.  Weatherproof, die-cut vinyl.  Perfect sticker for True North Canadians that love them some good father humour.

$4.99

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When Canada’s finest got tangled in some over-enthusiastic mime antics, things got… unspeakable. This die-cut vinyl sticker captures the terror (and the punchline) of a Mountie caught in a violent mime ambush. Perfect for prank lovers, irony collectors, and anyone who appreciates gallows humor with a distinctly Canadian twist.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, cruiser board, wherever you need to warn the world: mimes are dangerous, and they don’t say a word.

Key Features

  • High-Durability Vinyl: Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-proof for indoor or outdoor use

  • Vibrant, Matte Finish: Deep blacks and bold reds pop against light or dark backgrounds

  • Precision Die-Cut: 3″ × 4″ (approx.) silhouette follows the design’s outline exactly

  • Canadian-Proud Design: Includes a stylized maple-leaf emblem on the Mountie’s tunic

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