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“You ARE the Father!”  Certified Mail from DNA Decisions, LLC

“By opening this package, you legally acknowledge emotional responsibility. Diapers not included.”

Additional design elements:

“Handle with care. Contains 99.9999% certainty.”

“Shipped with love… and legal obligations.”

“Not responsible for dramatic life changes upon delivery.

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**Slap the “Ship To” Sticker on the package and let the world know, this shipment is brought to you by a mischievous rodent with a beer and zero regrets. Contents may include: shame, giggles, and possibly grandma’s old love letters**

**Our bold ‘You’ve Been Pranked’ label lets them know exactly who to thank (or blame). Compliments of legendary chaos: TheOneAndOnly.ca**