When words just aren’t enough, this sticker does the dirty work for you (literally). Featuring a proud rooster and a cheerful rainbow lollipop, this “You’re a…” sticker is a masterpiece of passive-aggressive sarcasm, thinly veiled insult, and colorful immaturity.

Whether you’re roasting a friend, tagging a prank package, or need a just-edgy-enough label for your sibling’s birthday gift, this bold beauty delivers laughs, eye-rolls, and just the right amount of confusion.

Perfect for:

• Laptop shade

• Water bottles that scream “I’ve got issues”

• Gift wrapping for frenemies

• Subtle desk warfare at the office

Warning: Not suitable for church bake sales, HR-approved environments, or emotionally fragile man-babies.