Ready to mess with minds and mail carriers alike? The “Freeze-Dried Horse Semen – Premium Stud Grade” sticker is your ticket to high-grade prank warfare. Designed to look like an official biological shipping label, this absurd decal screams “DO NOT OPEN UNLESS YOU’RE INTO EXTREMELY AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS.”

Featuring a clinical blue-and-white layout with phrases like “Not Approved for Coffee” and “Certified by the Canadian Thoroughbred Society,” this sticker is the perfect combination of deadpan and deranged. There’s even a horse silhouette and a chemical flask for that extra touch of fake science.

Stick it on a package, envelope, lunch bag, toolbox—whatever you want people to avoid touching forever. It’s printed on weatherproof vinyl, so it’ll survive the rain, the sun, or your friend’s stunned silence.

And the best part? The bottom line:

CAUTION: Side effects may include naps and inner peace.

Because if you’re going to send fake horse semen through the mail, you might as well give someone a weird sense of calm with it.

This sticker is ideal for:

• Prank packages

• Gag gift wrapping

• Dorm room mini fridges

• Bold coworkers

• Unsupervised mailboxes

Unleash your inner chaos gremlin. Just don’t blame us when your friend triple-checks their Amazon orders for life

Also included – 

**Slap the “Ship To” Sticker on the package and let the world know, this shipment is brought to you by a mischievous rodent with a beer and zero regrets.

**Our bold ‘You’ve Been Pranked’ label lets them know exactly who to thank (or blame). Compliments of legendary chaos: TheOneAndOnly.ca**