Freeze Dried Horse Semen – Prank Mail / Gag Gift Label
Bold prank sticker labeled “Freeze Dried Horse Semen – Premium Stud Grade.” Confuse the world. Laugh uncontrollably.
$12.99
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real product?
No. It is a novelty prank label and packaging experience. There are no real contents, chemicals or medical items. The product is the reaction it creates when it arrives.
DIY Label vs Bubble Mailer vs Maximum Mode: What is the difference?
DIY Label (lowest cost)
We ship the prank label discreetly. You apply it to your
own box or envelope.
Best for: adding chaos to something
you already planned to send.
Bubble Mailer (most popular)
A discreet padded mailer with the label already applied.
It is simple, fast and highly believable.
Best for: first-time pranksters,
coworkers and memorable mailbox reactions.
Maximum Mode (full theatre)
A premium presentation designed to create maximum drama
when the recipient opens it.
Best for: birthdays, bigger reactions
and anyone who appreciates the extra production value.
Are purchaser details included in the package?
No. We do not include the purchaser's receipt, invoice, pricing, email address, billing information or payment details inside the shipment. Absolute anonymity cannot be guaranteed because carriers, payment providers, customs agencies, fraud-prevention systems and lawful authorities may have access to transaction or shipment information.
Will this get me in trouble?
It is designed for harmless chaos through parody labelling, fictional contents and lighthearted humour. Do not use it to threaten, impersonate, harass or cause genuine distress. For additional guidance, read: Is prank mail legal?
Freeze Dried Horse Semen. Prank Mail Label
Designed to look extremely official. Guaranteed to make opening mail deeply uncomfortable.
For maximum confusion, awkward silence, and “why would you send this?” energy.
What This Is
The Freeze Dried Horse Semen label is a parody prank shipping label styled to resemble a clinical biological materials warning. It turns any ordinary package into a moment of pure, soul leaving the body confusion.
This product is ONLY a label. There is no product inside. There never was.
Perfect For
- Prank mail and gag packages
- Friends with a strong sense of humor
- Office pranks (know your audience)
- People who deserve one unforgettable delivery
This is a parody prank label only. No biological materials, substances, or products are included or implied. This label does not contain, ship, represent, or promote real biological content.
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For when you want a gift that’s equal parts majestic, scientific, and deeply concerning.
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| Dimensions | 8.5 × 6 × .04 in |
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