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THE PUCK DROP™ • CANADA’S WAY TO SEND A MESSAGE
Some people send messages on potatoes.
We send them on hockey pucks.
Cards get tossed. Potatoes get eaten. A real hockey puck sits on their desk like a trophy of shame. With a handwritten message that lands with a thud.
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INTRODUCING
NEW
🦫 CANADIAN PRANK HQ
Canada’s Funniest Prank Mail Shop Presents:
The Puck Drop™
Send a message that thuds.
Anonymous prank mail, gag gifts, and messages on pucks. Pranks so good, even Canadians apologize for it. Shipping across North America.
Anonymous delivery. Real hockey puck. Real impact.
The 3 Step Drop
How it works (fast, clean, and satisfying)
You pick the message. We write it like a human. It shows up in a padded mailer and lands with a THUD.
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Choose the message
Pick a proven chirp from the menu, or choose Custom Puck Message (max 30 characters).
02
We tape & write it
We handwrite your message on masking tape with Sharpie. Clean, bold, and unmistakably real.
03
The drop
Shipped in a padded mailer with neutral packaging. Tracking included. Delivered with a satisfying thud.
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In Stock
Ships Canada + USA
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Send a message
that Thuds.
Texts get ignored. Cards get tossed. A real hockey puck becomes a desk trophy forever. Choose a classic chirp, or send your own custom message (max 30 characters).
Send the PuckPRO TIP: Keep custom messages tight (20–30 chars) for clean tape writing. No emojis.
Verified customer reviews
Real customers. Real reactions.
The Puck Drop
I was honestly worried this would be too much / not funny / awkward. It landed perfectly. Everyone laughed. Zero regrets.
Puck You
I hesitated for a day before ordering because I didn’t want to cross a line. The puck showed up exactly as described, and it was hilarious. My Boss laughed, showed it to coworkers, and still has it on their desk. Worth every penny.
Pylon
I’ve sent prank gifts before. Nothing compares to this. The weight, the sound when it hits the table, the handwritten message… it’s an experience, not a gag. I’ve already ordered another.
THUD
Package landed with a thud. They opened it. There was a pause. Then laughter.
THE CHIRPANATOR
Unleash your inner bench boss.
Generate puck ready chirps (20 to 30 chars, spaces included). Then share a free digital puck or send the real thud.
NICE HANDS, SWISS CHEESE
Custom rules: no hate, no threats, no doxxing. No emojis. Exact text prints as entered.
Must be 20–30 characters (spaces included). We reject anything too short/long.
Pro tip: ALL CAPS prints “louder” on a puck.
Custom Puck Message
Custom Message Rules
If you pick Custom Puck Message, we write it exactly as entered. Masking tape + Sharpie. Keep it clean, keep it funny, keep it short.
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Max 30 characters. No emojis. Shorter looks cleaner on tape.
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No hate, threats, or doxxing. No harassment. No “official” impersonation.
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No refunds for typos. Coach’s decision. You type it, we write it.
PRO TIP: 20–30 characters is the sweet spot for clean, legible Sharpie on tape.
Copy-Paste Examples
Good Custom Examples
Short. Specific. Slightly devastating. (All within 30 characters.)
“Text wasn’t heavy enough.”
“You peak in warmups.”
“You skate like it’s optional.”
“Group chat MVP (derogatory).”
“Respectfully: nope.”
“Your takes are preseason.”
“This is your intervention.”
“You’re the before photo.”
“Bench energy. Always.”
“Consider retirement.”
“You were the problem.”
“Please stop being yourself.”
In The Mail
What Arrives
This isn’t a sticker. It’s not a card. It’s a real object and that’s the entire point. When it lands, it lands with weight.
Real hockey puck - regulation feel, ~6 oz of cold, honest rubber.
Masking tape + Sharpie message - menu chirp or your custom line.
Padded bubble mailer - built for the “what is this?” moment.
Neutral packaging - no invoice. Anonymous by default.
Safety note: novelty item. Do not throw at people, animals, or property. Also: not edible (despite the vibe).
Logistics
Shipping (Canada + USA)
Ships from Ontario with tracking. These are typical delivery windows. Carriers remain mysterious creatures.
Processing
Same day processing (when possible)
Canada delivery
Typically 2–5 business days
USA delivery
Typically 4–10 business days
Carrier note: shipped via Chit Chats where available. Tracking is provided automatically once it’s on the move.
THE MESSAGE
This is what they get.
A real hockey puck. Masking tape. Sharpie ink. Your words become the moment. No explanation. No context. Just impact.
Privacy
Anonymous by Default
The puck is the message. Not the sender. By default, the drop arrives neutral, clean, and untraceably funny.
Default
No invoice. No sender name. No “from” note inside. Just the thud.
Optional reveal
Want credit? Choose the “Reveal sender” option at checkout and we’ll include it.
Note: tracking is provided to the purchaser only. The package itself stays neutral.
FAQs
Quick Answers (Before You Drop)
Short, direct, and designed to kill hesitation fast. If you still have questions after this, the puck probably isn’t the problem.
Is this a real hockey puck?
Yes. It’s a real puck (regulation feel, approx. 6 oz). That’s why it hits different.
Will they know it’s from me?
Not by default. It arrives neutral with no invoice and no sender name.
If you want credit, choose the “Reveal sender” option at checkout.
How does the custom message work?
Choose Custom Puck Message and enter up to 30 characters (no emojis).
We write it exactly as entered. No refunds for typos.
Does it ship to the USA?
Yes. We ship across Canada and into the USA with tracking.
Typical USA delivery is 4–10 business days.
Is shipping expensive?
It can cost more than a card because it’s a real, heavy object.
That’s also the punchline.
Is it legal?
It’s a novelty gift. Don’t impersonate officials, don’t threaten, don’t harass.
Keep it funny and you’ll be fine.
What does the package look like?
A thick bubble mailer with neutral packaging. No invoice inside.
No sender name by default.
Heads up: this is a real object. Do not throw at people/animals/property. Also: not edible (not an actual biscuit).
