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Chirps • Puck Drop • Hockey pranks
Got a beauty? Submit a chirp.
Add your best hockey chirp to the library. Keep it short, funny, and legal. If we use it, we might throw it on a puck.
Don’t just text it. Mail it.
We hand write your chirp on a regulation hockey puck and ship it discreetly. Short messages hit hardest.
1. Submit a chirp
Short, punchy, and easy to read works best.
2. We review it
If it fits, it may be added to the library.
3. Puck-worthy?
The best chirps are perfect for The Puck Drop.
FAQ
Is it anonymous?
Yes. The package looks normal. The surprise is inside.
How long should my message be?
Short chirps hit harder. Aim for 30 characters or less for the cleanest puck message.
What’s included?
A real regulation weight puck, your hand written message, and two insert cards: “You’ve Been Pucked” + “Sorry, Not Sorry.”
Where do you ship?
Canada + USA with free standard shipping where available. Remote or oversize destinations may have exceptions per your shipping policy.
Anything not allowed?
Keep it funny and legal. No threats, harassment, hate, or anything that could cause real harm. Chirps are for laughs.
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