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Hockey Chirp Library
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Got a beauty? Add it to the official hockey chirp library. If we use it, we might throw it on a puck.
✅ 6oz Official Rubber
🕵️ 100% Incognito
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Don't send a card.
Send a slap shot.
Forget boring texts. The One and Only™ delivers your custom message on a regulation hockey puck. It’s heavy, it’s confusing, and it’s the ultimate way to deliver a chirp they can literally hold.
🕵️ Blind Delivery
We ship it stealth. They won't know it's you until you want them to.
✍️ Silver Ink Custom
Your exact words inscribed permanently on black rubber.
📎 The Reveal
Includes our signature "You've Been Pucked" insert card.
Referee's Note: We keep it fun. If your message is threatening or crosses the line, we won't ship it. Keep your chirps clever, clean, and legendary. ★★★★★ Rated by prank legends across Canada & USA
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Don't just text it. Mail it.
Take your favourite chirp off the screen. We'll hand write it on a regulation 6oz hockey puck and ship it anonymously to their door.
How Puck Drop™ works
You choose the chirp. We write it on a real puck and ship it discreetly. It lands like a thud, gets opened, gets read… and becomes a story.
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Pick (or copy) a chirp
Keep it short and punchy for the cleanest puck writing.
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We hand write it on the puck
Real ink, real puck. Maximum “wait… what?” energy.
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Discreet delivery, big reaction
No “prank” branding on the outside. Just an anonymous package with a surprise inside.
✅ What’s included
Premium kit
- 1 regulation weight hockey puck
- Your message hand written on the puck
- 2 insert cards: “You’ve Been Pucked” + “Sorry, Not Sorry”
- Free standard shipping (Canada + USA)
🕵️ Anonymous + discreet
Stealth
- No “prank” branding on the outside.
- Shipped in a normal padded mailer for clean delivery.
- Optionally sign the card (or keep it anonymous), depending on your setup.
Best results: short messages hit harder. Aim for ≤ 30 characters for a clean, punchy puck write.
Write your puck message
Type your chirp. Or steal one from the Chirp Bank. ≤ 30 characters hits best on the puck.
Quick rules: keep it funny + legal + non-threatening. Short chirps read cleaner and feel more “real”.
FAQ
Is it anonymous?
Yes. The whole point is stealth.
The package looks normal . The surprise is inside.
How long should my message be?
Short chirps hit harder. Aim for 30 characters or less for the cleanest puck message.
What’s included?
A real regulation weight puck, your hand written message, and two insert cards:
“You’ve Been Pucked” + “Sorry, Not Sorry.”
Where do you ship?
Canada + USA with free standard shipping where available.
Remote or oversize destinations may have exceptions per your shipping policy.
Anything not allowed?
Keep it funny and legal.
No threats, harassment, hate, or anything that could cause real harm.
Chirps are for laughs.
More hockey prank ideas
Chirps, punishments, beer league chaos, and the puck.
