Beer League Awards They'll Actually Remember

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A miniature hockey diorama featuring custom hockey pucks with funny beer league awards like The Sieve and The Pylon, displayed on a golden zamboni filled with tiny beer cans, next to shipping boxes and gag gift packaging.

Ditch the cheap plastic trophies. Give your beer league team a gag gift they'll actually laugh at.

Beer League Hockey Awards That Players Actually Want

Every beer league team gives out awards at the end of the season. Most teams use cheap plastic trophies that get forgotten the next day.

The best beer league awards are funny, personal, and memorable. Some teams now give out custom hockey pucks with a message written on hockey tape.

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Funny Beer League Hockey Awards

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The Pylon Award

For the player who defends like a decorative cone.

Tape textPYLON OF THE YEAR
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The Sieve Award

For the goalie who lets in pucks and hopes the posts feel bad.

Tape textSIEVE AWARD
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Beer League MVP

For the teammate who contributes most after the final buzzer.

Tape textPOSTGAME MVP
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The Late Arrival

For the player who treats warmups like optional reading.

Tape textWARMUP DODGER
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Chirp Champion

For the loudest mouth and the quickest comeback.

Tape textCHIRP GOAT
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Broken Stick Budget

For the player who snaps more lumber than a beaver.

Tape textSTICK DESTROYER
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The Minus Machine

For the player who gives up goals like it is cardio.

Tape textMINUS MERCHANT
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Cold Hands Award

For the player whose shots disappear into shin pads.

Tape textHANDS OF STONE
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Most Posts Hit

For the sniper who finds iron like it is their job.

Tape textPOST HUNTER
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The Fire Drill

For the defender who panics the moment the puck touches their stick.

Tape textEMERGENCY CLEAR ONLY
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Shot Blocker of Doom

For the player who blocks shots with everything except a stick.

Tape textHUMAN SANDBAG
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Cleanest Stall

For the teammate whose bag looks like a showroom.

Tape textCLEAN STALL AWARD
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Hydration Specialist

For the player who brings the most drinks and the least defense.

Tape textBENCH BARKEEP
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Worst Line Change

For the player who changes when the puck is coming straight at them.

Tape textLINE CHANGE CRIMINAL
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Captain Obvious

For the teammate who narrates every play like a documentary.

Tape textCAPTAIN OBVIOUS
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Penalty Magnet

For the player who lives in the box and pays rent.

Tape textBOX RESIDENT
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Highlight Reel Award

For the one shift per season that actually looked pro.

Tape textONE SHIFT WONDER
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Most Snow Angels

For the goalie whose save selection includes interpretive dance.

Tape textSNOW ANGEL KING
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Best Save on a Goal

For the goalie who makes nine unreal saves, then gives up the tenth.

Tape textALMOST HAD IT
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Why Hockey Pucks Make Perfect Beer League Awards

A hockey puck sits perfectly on a desk or shelf and lasts forever.

Teams often write the award directly on hockey tape so the message feels authentic.

Examples include:

  • Pylon of the Year
  • Sieve Award
  • Beer League MVP
  • Worst Backcheck
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Beer League Award FAQ

What awards should every hockey team give?

Most teams give out MVP, best defenseman, and funniest teammate awards.

What is the funniest hockey award?

The Pylon Award and the Sieve Award are two of the most common beer league jokes.

What is a good hockey team trophy?

Many teams now use custom hockey pucks with written messages because they are inexpensive and memorable.

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