Say goodbye to gourmet and hello to gastrointestinal roulette. The “Hello Not So Fresh” sticker is the ultimate roast for those who pretend to cook but end up reheating frozen mystery meals. With claims like “restaurant-quality food – if the restaurant is a gas station” and “not liable for rage diarrhea”, this sticker is a hilarious slap in the face to meal kits that overpromise and underwhelm.

Stick it on your fridge, food delivery box, or that one friend’s kitchen who thinks microwaving is meal prep. It’s brutally honest. It’s wildly sarcastic. And it’s fresh as a gas station burrito left in the sun.

✅ Quarantine your taste buds

✅ Culinary disappointment, now in sticker form

✅ Great for pranks, gag gifts, and passive-aggressive fridge déco