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I Identify as Wine – Sticker

Declare your true spirit – wine. A bold, waterproof sticker perfect for water bottles, laptops, or anything that needs a splash of sass and sarcasm.

I Identify as Wine – Sticker

Declare your true spirit – wine. A bold, waterproof sticker perfect for water bottles, laptops, or anything that needs a splash of sass and sarcasm.

$9.99

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Raise a glass to your new favorite identity crisis. The “I Identify As a Glass of Wine” sticker is the perfect blend of sass, sarcasm, and vintage-classy vibes.  Ideal for wine lovers with a bold sense of humour and zero shame about their love of grapes.

Featuring a sleek wine glass design with bold, attention-grabbing text, this sticker is a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a not-so-subtle cry for help (or happy hour), all in one. Whether you’re sipping, snarking, or just trying to survive adulthood, this sticker gets you.

Stick it on your water bottle to make your coworkers question your hydration choices. Slap it on a laptop, journal, lunchbox, or wine fridge for instant personality points. Durable, waterproof, and fade-resistant, this sticker is built to survive spills, splashes, and side-eyes from Karen in accounting.

🍷 Perfect for:

• Wine drinkers (obviously)

• Sarcasm enthusiasts

• Anyone who considers 5pm a sacred hour

• Passive-aggressively marking your territory on communal drinkware

Cheers to being your most fermented self. 🍷

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