Butt Blaster 9000 – Prank Mail / Gag Gift Label
Outrageous prank sticker featuring the Butt Blaster 9000. Now with elbow reach! Perfect for gag gifts and hilarious package surprises.
$12.99
In stock
Questions, answered
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real product?
The label and selected presentation are real, but the product named on the prank label is fictional. There are no chemicals, medical supplies or other unusual contents inside. The product is the believable packaging and the reaction it creates.
What is the difference between DIY Label, Bubble Mailer and Maximum Mode?
DIY Label
We discreetly ship the prank label to you. You apply it to
your own box, envelope or package.
Best for: adding a prank to something
you already plan to deliver or mail.
Bubble Mailer
We prepare a discreet padded mailer with the prank label
already applied. It arrives ready to create the reaction.
Best for: convenient prank delivery
and memorable mailbox reactions.
Maximum Mode
Our most theatrical presentation, designed to add more
detail and drama when the recipient opens the package.
Best for: birthdays, bigger reactions
and anyone who appreciates extra production value.
Are my details included inside the package?
No. We do not place your receipt, invoice, pricing, email address, billing details or payment information inside the shipment. Absolute anonymity cannot be guaranteed because shipping carriers, payment providers, customs agencies, fraud prevention services and lawful authorities may have access to transaction or shipment information.
Will the recipient think the contents are real?
The packaging is intentionally designed to look convincing at first glance, but the product remains a novelty prank. The recipient should discover that the labelled contents are fictional when they inspect or open the package.
Can this prank get me in trouble?
These products are intended for harmless jokes, fictional contents and lighthearted humour. Do not use them to threaten, impersonate, harass, deceive for financial gain or cause genuine distress. For more guidance, read Is prank mail legal?
Butt Blaster 9000
Engineered for maximum mischief and minimum explanation.
This prank label transforms any ordinary package into what appears to be
an absurdly overpowered, next generation device nobody asked for,
and everyone is afraid to ask about.
- Wrist-Flex Tech™
- Extended elbow reach capability
- Turbo charged performance (theoretical)
- Industrial grade confidence requirement
- Absolutely no clear instructions
What It Is
A parody prank label styled like a high-powered medical or sci-fi device shipment.
The clean layout, bold warnings, and absurd specs make it believable for just long enough
to create confusion. Followed by uncontrollable laughter.
How People Use It
- Prank mail: anonymous delivery for maximum confusion.
- Party gag: bachelor parties, birthdays, inside jokes.
- Box sabotage: slap it on anything and walk away.
No actual device, function, or instruction is implied.
| Weight | .015 kg |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 8.5 × 6 × .04 in |
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