HANDLE WITH CONFIDENCE. That’s the warning (and the challenge) This bold-as-hell prank sticker that’s guaranteed to spark laughter, double-takes, and possibly a few blushes. The “Massive Personal Device Inside” sticker looks like an official shipping label, but reads like the setup to a wild inside joke.

Front and center is the unmistakable emoji of… let’s say, generous proportions: a shiny purple eggplant, coiled with a measuring tape and backed by official-sounding bullet points like:

• Extra Power Required 🔋

• Over 18 Inches Certified 📏

• Do Not Envy 😤

And just when you think it couldn’t get more absurd, the bottom boldly proclaims:

CAUTION: Not Responsible for Jealous Neighbours 🇨🇦

This sticker is a savage-level prank weapon for birthdays, bachelor parties, gag gifts, or anyone who deserves a good old-fashioned public embarrassment (delivered with love, of course). Whether it’s slapped on a delivery box, suitcase, laptop, or water bottle, it’ll leave an impression – and possibly a scar on someone’s ego.

Made with high-quality vinyl that’s waterproof, weatherproof, and WTF-proof. It peels easily, sticks securely, and holds strong through rain, shine, or awkward explanations.

Ideal for:

• Prank-loving friends

• Bachelor/bachelorette parties

• Outrageous gift wrapping

• Packages that need attention

• Anyone who loves to stir the pot (and stir the neighbours)

Big laughs. Big sticker. Big… implications.

Use it wisely. Or don’t

Also included – 

**Slap the “Ship To” Sticker on the package and let the world know, this shipment is brought to you by a mischievous rodent with a beer and zero regrets. 

**Our bold ‘You’ve Been Pranked’ label lets them know exactly who to thank (or blame). Compliments of legendary chaos: TheOneAndOnly.ca**