Welcome to the most uneventful delivery you’ll ever receive: your very own Pet Rock sticker.

Perfect for prank packages, office desks, or that friend who needs to chill the hell out.

Labeled “GUARANTEED UNEVENTFUL” and “I hope you don’t take it for granite”, this sticker is the peak of low-maintenance gift giving and high-effort puns. Whether you slap it on a shipping box, fridge, laptop, or use it to punk a pal, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh or a groan.

Durable, waterproof, pun-approved

Also included – 

**Slap the “Ship To” Sticker on the package and let the world know, this shipment is brought to you by a mischievous rodent with a beer and zero regrets.

**Our bold ‘You’ve Been Pranked’ label lets them know exactly who to thank (or blame). Compliments of legendary chaos: TheOneAndOnly.ca**