Introducing the Butt Blaster 9000 – the most outrageous, side-splitting shipping label sticker you’ll ever slap on a package. Engineered for maximum mischief, this premium-quality prank label features a turbocharged gloved arm with elbow reach capabilities and Wrist-Flex Tech™, because sometimes, getting to the bottom of things requires a little more… reach.

Designed to look like an actual high-powered medical or sci-fi tool, this sticker hilariously claims “Handle with Confidence” while boldly announcing its upgraded spec: “Now with Elbow Reach!” Whether you’re sending this to a buddy with zero shame or confusing a nosy neighbor, this sticker guarantees confusion, embarrassment, and uncontrollable laughter.

Packed with playful warnings like “May Cause Commitment Issues” and “For Professionals Only – Do Not Attempt at Home,” it makes the perfect gag addition to care packages, bachelor parties, gag gifts, or any box that could use a little spice and absurdity.

Stick it on a parcel and let the chaos begin—because nothing says I care quite like a rocket-powered rectal arm.

Also included – 

**Slap the “Ship To” Sticker on the package and let the world know, this shipment is brought to you by a mischievous rodent with a beer and zero regrets. Contents may include: shame, giggles, and possibly grandma’s old love letters**

**Our bold ‘You’ve Been Pranked’ label lets them know exactly who to thank (or blame). Compliments of legendary chaos: TheOneAndOnly.ca**