Designated Drinker Baseball Prank Mail
Official notice: they’ve been named the Designated Drinker. Batting ninth, drinking first. A hilarious baseball prank package for beer league teammates who contribute more at the cooler than at the plate.
$12.99
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Questions, answered
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real product?
The label and selected presentation are real, but the product named on the prank label is fictional. There are no chemicals, medical supplies or other unusual contents inside. The product is the believable packaging and the reaction it creates.
What is the difference between DIY Label, Bubble Mailer and Maximum Mode?
DIY Label
We discreetly ship the prank label to you. You apply it to
your own box, envelope or package.
Best for: adding a prank to something
you already plan to deliver or mail.
Bubble Mailer
We prepare a discreet padded mailer with the prank label
already applied. It arrives ready to create the reaction.
Best for: convenient prank delivery
and memorable mailbox reactions.
Maximum Mode
Our most theatrical presentation, designed to add more
detail and drama when the recipient opens the package.
Best for: birthdays, bigger reactions
and anyone who appreciates extra production value.
Are my details included inside the package?
No. We do not place your receipt, invoice, pricing, email address, billing details or payment information inside the shipment. Absolute anonymity cannot be guaranteed because shipping carriers, payment providers, customs agencies, fraud prevention services and lawful authorities may have access to transaction or shipment information.
Will the recipient think the contents are real?
The packaging is intentionally designed to look convincing at first glance, but the product remains a novelty prank. The recipient should discover that the labelled contents are fictional when they inspect or open the package.
Can this prank get me in trouble?
These products are intended for harmless jokes, fictional contents and lighthearted humour. Do not use them to threaten, impersonate, harass, deceive for financial gain or cause genuine distress. For more guidance, read Is prank mail legal?
Designated Drinker Baseball Prank Mail
Every beer league team has one. They may not lead the team in hits, runs or fielding percentage, but their cooler side performance is impossible to ignore.
The Designated Drinker Baseball Prank Mail looks like an official roster notice announcing their most important position yet. It arrives with the joke printed boldly on the outside, ready to confuse the recipient and roast their questionable game day priorities.
Perfect For
- Beer league baseball teammates
- Softball players with questionable priorities
- The teammate who always brings the cooler
- End of season parties and team banquets
- Baseball birthdays, roasts and gag gifts
What They Receive
A sealed prank package featuring the Designated Drinker roster notice prominently on the front. The vintage baseball design gives it just enough official looking credibility to make the recipient stop and read it.
The prank is the package itself. No beer, cooler, baseball equipment or official team promotion is included.
The Official Announcement
How the Prank Works
| Weight | 0.1 kg |
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| Dimensions | 8.5 × 6 × .04 in |
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