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The Poo🇨🇦F – Flickable Dog Turd – PPrank Mail / Gag Gift Label
Canada’s most ridiculous innovation in poop removal. Pick it up, flick it, and let that turd fly. The Poo-F™ is the ultimate prank sticker for dog lovers, pranksters, or anyone with a twisted sense of humour.
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$12.99
Popular Prank: Ordered 3 times today
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real product?
No. It’s a novelty prank label + packaging experience. There are no real contents, chemicals, or medical items. The “product” is the reaction you get when it lands.
DIY Label vs Bubble Mailer vs Maximum Mode. What’s the difference?
DIY Label. (lowest cost) We ship the prank label discreetly. You stick it on your own box/envelope.
Best for: adding chaos to something you already planned to send.
Bubble Mailer. (most popular) A discreet padded mailer with the label already applied. Simple, fast, and very believable.
Best for: first time pranksters, coworkers, and “mailbox moment” laughs.
Maximum Mode (full theatre) - A premium presentation for maximum drama when they open it.
Best for: birthdays, bigger reactions, and anyone who appreciates the extra production value.
Do you ship anonymously / discreetly?
Yes. Packaging is discreet and we don’t include invoices or pricing in the shipment. Order emails/confirmations go to the buyer only.
Will this get me in trouble?
It’s built for harmless chaos: parody labeling, no real contents, no threats, no impersonation. Use basic common sense. Don’t send to someone where it could cause real distress. For a clear safety/legal rundown: Is prank mail legal?
💩 The Poo-F™ Flickable Dog Turd
Pick it up. Flick it. And let that turd fly.
Tired of picking up after your dog and carrying that steaming nugget around like
it’s a designer purse? Introducing The Poo-F™ Flickable Dog Turd.
The 100% fake product that promises to revolutionize dog walking forever.
This hilariously realistic prank label transforms any package, envelope, or gift box
into a bold declaration of innovation no one asked for. Featuring absurd marketing
copy, flying poo visuals, and unmistakable Canadian sarcasm, it’s guaranteed to confuse,
horrify, and entertain.
A fake solution to a very real problem. Carrying dog poop way longer than anyone
should have to.
Perfect For:
- Dog owners with a questionable sense of humour
- Prank mail and gag gift exchanges
- Poop themed parties (yes, those exist)
- Friends who love stupidly clever fake products
- Anyone who appreciates Canadian style sarcasm
Product Specs:
- Material: Durable vinyl sticker
- Size: Approx. 5.5″ x 8.5″
- Application: Peel & stick on boxes, envelopes, or packages
- Durability: Weather resistant & attitude proof
Includes our official “You’ve Been Pranked” reveal label inside.
Please do not actually flick real dog poop. Seriously. Don’t.
| Dimensions | 5.5 × 8.5 × .04 in |
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