Personalized Dog Mail Gift: Chief Security Officer Kit
Price range: $19.99 through $29.99
Your dog has been promoted.
A personalized Dog Mail package officially appointing your dog Chief Security Officer of the household.
Perfect for the dog who patrols the windows, investigates every delivery and considers the front door a full-time responsibility.
Meet Maggie. She got the job.
Maggie received her own Dog Mail, personalized employment paperwork and an official Chief Security Officer badge.
The result? One very serious promotion for a dog who was already monitoring the front door for free.
▶ Watch the real Dog Mail package arrive, get opened and become official.
Serious paperwork for a very unserious promotion.
Their name and household details are worked into an official-looking appointment recognizing the security work they already believe they do.
- Personalized appointment letter naming your dog Chief Security Officer.
- Personalized 8.5 × 5.5 certificate made to keep or display.
- Full-front Dog Mail packaging so the joke starts before the package is opened.
See which words get the first reaction.
The appointment mixes official security duties with a few familiar words most dogs have spent years learning to recognize.
Standard Dog Mail or Premium Box.
Both include the personalized appointment letter and certificate. Premium adds the personalized photo credential.
Bubble Mailer
Personalized appointment letter and certificate inside the full-front Dog Mail package. No dog photo is required.
Box + Personalized Photo Badge
Includes everything in Standard, upgraded box packaging and your dog’s personalized Chief Security Officer credential in a protective plastic sleeve.
Have one favourite dog photo ready at checkout.
When you choose the Premium Employee Box, a photo upload field will appear during checkout. Upload the image you would like us to use for your dog’s personalized Chief Security Officer badge.
Best results: choose a clear, well-lit photo where your dog’s face is easy to see. One dog in the photo works best. Standard Dog Mail does not require a photo.
Not every dog works security.
Maybe yours specializes in treats, squirrels, stolen socks, fetch or household morale. Dog Mail: You’re Hired lets you choose from five ridiculous official dog jobs.
Dog Mail questions.
Can I mail this directly to another dog owner?
Yes. Enter the recipient’s shipping address at checkout and we will send the Dog Mail directly to them.
Where do I upload my dog’s photo?
Choose the Premium Employee Box and the dog photo upload will appear during checkout. Standard Dog Mail does not require a photo.
Is anything edible included?
No. Dog Mail contains novelty appointment documents and, with Premium, a personalized keepsake photo badge. Food, treats and toys are not included.
Where do you ship?
Dog Mail is available for delivery across Canada and the United States.
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Try the Dog Gift Finder →| Weight | .05 kg |
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| Dimensions | 9 × 6.5 × 1 in |
| Delivery Package | 6 × 9 Bubble Mailer, Premium 6 × 9 Box + Personalized Photo Badge |
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