Soccer Emergency Dive Kit – Prank Mail / Gag Gift Label
Soccer Emergency Dive Kit. For soccer players who drop like they’ve been sniped. This hilarious prank label is perfect for roasting the overdramatic floppers in your life.
$12.99
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real product?
The label and selected presentation are real, but the product named on the prank label is fictional. There are no chemicals, medical supplies or other unusual contents inside. The product is the believable packaging and the reaction it creates.
What is the difference between DIY Label, Bubble Mailer and Maximum Mode?
DIY Label
We discreetly ship the prank label to you. You apply it to
your own box, envelope or package.
Best for: adding a prank to something
you already plan to deliver or mail.
Bubble Mailer
We prepare a discreet padded mailer with the prank label
already applied. It arrives ready to create the reaction.
Best for: convenient prank delivery
and memorable mailbox reactions.
Maximum Mode
Our most theatrical presentation, designed to add more
detail and drama when the recipient opens the package.
Best for: birthdays, bigger reactions
and anyone who appreciates extra production value.
Are my details included inside the package?
No. We do not place your receipt, invoice, pricing, email address, billing details or payment information inside the shipment. Absolute anonymity cannot be guaranteed because shipping carriers, payment providers, customs agencies, fraud prevention services and lawful authorities may have access to transaction or shipment information.
Will the recipient think the contents are real?
The packaging is intentionally designed to look convincing at first glance, but the product remains a novelty prank. The recipient should discover that the labelled contents are fictional when they inspect or open the package.
Can this prank get me in trouble?
These products are intended for harmless jokes, fictional contents and lighthearted humour. Do not use them to threaten, impersonate, harass, deceive for financial gain or cause genuine distress. For more guidance, read Is prank mail legal?
⚠️ Soccer Emergency Dive Kit ⚠️
For players who fall like they’ve just been taken out by a sniper.
You know the type. A gentle breeze. A lingering stare. A mild sense of injustice.
Suddenly they’re airborne, clutching their leg, screaming for justice and a whistle.
The How to take a Dive Kit Prank label exists for one purpose:
calling out Olympic level flopping with professional packaging.
Designed to look alarmingly official, this parody sticker transforms any box, bubble mailer,
or prank package into a public service announcement for dramatic soccer players everywhere.
Includes band aids for bruised egos, red cards for self issue,
and tissues for the tears.
Perfect For:
- Soccer players with elite acting skills
- Beer league legends and pickup game heroes
- That teammate who goes down every match
- Anonymous prank mail
- End of season team gifts
Suggested Contents for the Prank Box:
- Travel pack of tissues (post dive recovery)
- A whistle for dramatic effect
- Band-aids (for emotional injuries)
- A printed apology letter to the referee
Size: Approx. 6″ x 9″
Finish: High quality prank sticker stock
Application: Boxes, bubble mailers, envelopes
Shipping: Canada & USA
Includes our official “You’ve Been Pranked” reveal label inside.
Not responsible for hurt feelings, yellow cards, or teammates suddenly learning how to stay on their feet.
| Weight | 0.1 kg |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 6 × 9 × .04 in |
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