Soccer Emergency Dive Kit – Pranks / Funny Presents

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  1. Emergency Dive Kit prank label – funny soccer gag gift for players who fake injuries | TheOneAndOnly.ca
  2. Soccer Dive Kit Bubble
  3. Soccer Dive Kit Box
  4. Updated mailbox
  5. You’ve Been Pranked label – official TheOneAndOnly.ca funny prank mail sticker for gag gifts
  6. TheOneAndOnly.ca shipping label – funny Canadian prank mail package branding

Soccer Emergency Dive Kit – For soccer players who drop like they’ve been sniped. This hilarious prank label is perfect for roasting the overdramatic floppers in your life.

Only $14.99 CAD 😆

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🍁 Add a Good Ol’ Canadian Apology Prank & Save $2!

Double the chaos & Double the laughs, eh?

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Frequently Asked Questions

💭 Is this a real kit?

Nope! It’s just a high quality prank label. There’s no actual product inside. Only laughs, confusion, and a great story to tell.

📦 What’s the difference between the packaging options?

🔥 Bubble Mailer (Most Popular) - A standard padded bubble mailer with the prank label applied right on the outside. It looks like a totally legit package arriving in the mail. Maximum confusion guaranteed.

💬 Just the Label - You’ll get the label (sticker) only, so you can stick it on your own box, envelope, or any other creative target.

🎁 Deluxe Gift Box - A 9” x 6” professional gift box with the prank label perfectly applied and your message printed inside for the full “official product” experience.

🔒 Do you ship anonymously?

Absolutely. No receipts. No evidence. Just laughs. Every prank ships discreetly from Canada in your desired packaging. Tell us who to embarrass. You take the credit (or don't).😏

⚠️  SOCCER EMERGENCY DIVE KIT  ⚠️

For soccer players who fall like they just got taken out by a sniper…  when all that happened was a gentle breeze or a stare too long.

This parody sticker is the ultimate gag gift for that one player who hits the turf like they’re auditioning for a war movie. The label reads:

Includes band-aids for bruised egos, red cards for self issue, and tissues for the tears.

Stick this label on a box filled with joke items, hand it out to your most dramatic teammate, or send it anonymously to that flopper in your friend group. Whether you play beer league, pickup games, or just like poking fun at soccer’s theatrical side, this prank kit delivers a laugh every time.

🔹 Suggested Contents for the Prank Box

(Optional..   Make your own prank kit!)

  • Pack of tissues (for post-fall tears)

  • Self issue red card

  • Band-aids labeled “For Ego Only”

  • Knee pads (dramatically unnecessary)

  • Note that says, “VAR reviewed this fall… You still suck.”

  • Size: 5” x 7”

  • Ideal For: Soccer teams, coaches, friends, gag gifts, bachelor parties, sports tournaments, and beer leagues

  • Note: This is a label only. Contents not included. You bring the sass.  Includes our official “Ship To” sticker and a “You’ve Been Pranked” label to complete the look and seal the laughs.

Dimensions 5 × 7 × .04 in

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