Dog Mail™

Funny personalized dog gifts for dogs with very important jobs.

Dog Mail turns the jobs dogs already perform around the house into personalized appointment packages made just for them.

Choose their career, add their details and we’ll make the promotion official.

Explore You’re Hired → Chief Security Officer
Personalized for your dog Ships Canada + USA Standard + Premium options
Golden retriever with personalized Chief Fetch Officer certificate and Dog Mail employee badge
Pick their department

What does your dog do for a living?

Choose the Dog Mail gift that best matches the job your dog has already appointed themselves to perform.

Dog Mail You're Hired personalized dog job gift
Choose from 5 jobs

Dog Mail: You’re Hired

Your dog finally got a job.

Pick the career that sounds suspiciously like what your dog already does all day.

  • Chief Treat Officer
  • Director of Squirrel Surveillance
  • Chief Sock Confiscation Officer
  • Chief Fetch Officer
  • Chief Morale Officer
Choose Their Job →
Personalized Dog Mail Chief Security Officer gift
Security division

Chief Security Officer

For the dog who already runs household security.

Recognize the window patrols, delivery investigations and very serious front-door surveillance.

  • Personalized appointment letter
  • Personalized certificate
  • Standard and Premium options
  • Premium personalized photo badge
  • Made for watchdog personalities
Promote Your Dog →
How Dog Mail works

Serious paperwork. Questionable qualifications.

Each Dog Mail gift is personalized around the dog and the household job they already believe they have.

01 Choose their job

Pick the role that sounds most like your dog.

02 Add their details

Tell us their name and personalization information.

03 We make it official

We prepare their personalized paperwork and Dog Mail package.

Still deciding?

Find the right dog gift in about 30 seconds.

Tell the Dog Gift Finder who you’re shopping for, the kind of gift you want and your budget.

Try the Dog Gift Finder →
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Dog Mail questions

What is Dog Mail?

Dog Mail is a funny personalized dog gift built around the jobs dogs already perform around the house. Each package includes personalized appointment paperwork made for that dog.

What is the difference between You’re Hired and Chief Security Officer?

Dog Mail: You’re Hired lets you choose from five household careers. Chief Security Officer is a dedicated appointment for dogs known for guarding windows, doors and the household.

Do I need a dog photo?

No photo is required for Standard Dog Mail. Premium options include a personalized photo credential, and the dog photo is uploaded at checkout.

Can Dog Mail be sent directly as a gift?

Yes. Enter the recipient’s shipping address during checkout and we can send the personalized Dog Mail package directly to them.

Where does Dog Mail ship?

Dog Mail ships across Canada and the United States. See our shipping policy for current delivery information.