Welcome to the heartbreak capital of Canada. The Toronto Maple Leafs Playoff Loss Coping Kit is the only “official” NHL®-looking prank box guaranteed to make fans laugh (or cry). Slap this baby on your next bubble mailer or gift box and watch a Leafs fan spiral into nostalgic grief and denial.

📦 Includes:

• Design mimics official team gear for maximum believability

• Contains absolutely nothing inside. Just vibes.

What’s “in” the kit:

• 🧻 Facial Tissues – For all those broken dreams

• 🧸 Therapy Session with Carlton the Bear – Emotional support not included

• 👕 “Maybe Next Year” Comfort Hoodie – Not real, just like the Cup run

• 🧾 Refund Request Form – For your soul

• ⚠️ Warning: May contain flashbacks to 1967

Perfect for:

• Mailing directly to a Leafs fan friend (or frenemy)

• Just reminding your buddy what team they chose

Roughly 5.35” x 7.86” – suspiciously perfect for slapping on gift boxes, party bags, or anything that needs a little extra “WTF is this?

Also included – 

**Slap the “Ship To” Sticker on the package and let the world know, this shipment is brought to you by a mischievous rodent with a beer and zero regrets.**

**Our bold ‘You’ve Been Pranked’ label lets them know exactly who to thank (or blame). Compliments of legendary chaos: TheOneAndOnly.ca**