The Puck Drop™ Send a Real Hockey Puck With a Message
A real hockey puck. Your message. Their reaction.
Send a real 170 g hockey puck directly to their door. Pick a chirp, write your own message, leave the side clean, then choose the top style that fits the moment.
Three choices. One unforgettable delivery.
Simple for you. Suspiciously heavy for them.
Pick a preset chirp, write your own message, or leave the edge completely clean.
Go funny, award worthy, personalized, or completely clean.
It arrives in discreet packaging. The weight handles the introduction.
Hear the thud.
The Puck Drop is not just a label or a joke in an envelope. A real puck hitting the porch is part of the experience.
Make it funny. Make it personal. Or keep it clean.
Choose exactly how much customization you want.
Your selections are made above in the product options. This section shows what each choice means.
Choose your top style
Five optionsThe original sorry but not sorry look for harmless chaos and awkward apologies.
A fun award puck for teammates, coaches, and beer league legends.
For the teammate who never stops talking.
Add names for birthdays, holidays, coaches, teammates, and hockey fans.
No top label. Keep the puck simple.
Choose your side message
OptionalWrite your own line up to 30 characters.
Leave the edge clean and let the top do the work.
A complete Puck Drop.
One real puck, built around the options you selected.
It looks like a gift. It lands like a puck.
The joke is simple. Someone opens the mail expecting something ordinary and finds a real hockey puck made specifically for them.
Neutral packaging with no invoice inside by default.
Canadian operated with delivery across Canada and the USA.
Choose exactly how much customization you want.
A real puck arriving in the mail is hard to forget.
The Puck Drop FAQ
Is this an actual hockey puck?
Yes. It is a real 170 g hockey puck with real weight. The delivery thud is part of the experience.
Do I need a message on the side?
No. Choose a preset chirp, create a custom message, or select No Side Message for a clean edge.
What is the difference between the top and the side?
The top is the design on the face of the puck. The side is optional text around the edge.
Which insert cards are included?
Every puck includes the You’ve Been Pucked reveal card. The Official Canadian Apology style also includes the matching Sorry, Not Sorry insert.
How does the custom message work?
Choose Custom Message and enter your line. Maximum 30 characters. It is printed exactly as entered, so check the spelling before ordering.
Will the recipient know who sent it?
There is no invoice or purchaser name inside by default. If you choose the To / From top and provide sender details, that information will appear on the puck.
| Weight | .22 kg |
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| Dimensions | 9 × 6.5 × 1 in |
| Step 1 - Choose Your Puck Side Message | 🏒 Puck You, 🚧 You’re A Pylon, 🎂 Happy Pucking Birthday, 🌮 2026 League Taco, ✏️ Custom Message, No Side Message |























