SuckIt™ Portable Baby Beverage System – Pranks / Funny Presents

This hands free hamster style baby hydration system will have people doing double takes. Slap this prank sticker on any box and let the chaos begin. Hyper realistic 5×7 glossy sticker.

Only $14.99 CAD 😆

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Frequently Asked Questions

💭 Is this a real kit?

Nope! It’s just a high quality prank label. There’s no actual product inside. Only laughs, confusion, and a great story to tell.

📦 What’s the difference between the packaging options?

🔥 Bubble Mailer (Most Popular) - A standard padded bubble mailer with the prank label applied right on the outside. It looks like a totally legit package arriving in the mail. Maximum confusion guaranteed.

💬 Just the Label - You’ll get the label (sticker) only, so you can stick it on your own box, envelope, or any other creative target.

🎁 Deluxe Gift Box - A 9” x 6” professional gift box with the prank label perfectly applied and your message printed inside for the full “official product” experience.

🔒 Do you ship anonymously?

Absolutely. No receipts. No evidence. Just laughs. Every prank ships discreetly from Canada in your desired packaging. Tell us who to embarrass. You take the credit (or don't).😏

Looking for the perfect fake product label that screams “what the actual heck?” Meet the SuckIt™ Portable Baby Beverage System. The fake innovation no parent asked for. Designed to mimic a hamster water feeder, this hilarious prank label features a baby slurping from a slow drip hydration nozzle.

With “available flavours” like Essence of Breastmilk and Organic Air™, and a “Dishwasher-safe-ish” warning, this label is guaranteed to spark confusion and uncontrollable laughter. It mounts to any fake crib or box and includes a warning only a psychopath would ignore. Perfect for baby showers, parents to be, or anyone who deserves a good public prank.

💩 Hyper-realistic 5×7 glossy sticker

❤️ Perfect for prank packages and gag gifts

📦 Ships from Canada (with maximum sass)

😂 Guaranteed to make someone gag with laughter

Includes our official “Ship To” sticker and a “You’ve Been Pranked” label to complete the look and seal the laughs.

Dimensions 5 × 7 × .04 in

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