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For the financial genius who said “Screw savings!”  Comes with disappointment, delusion, and a participation ribbon.  Roughly 5” x 7”

Only $14.99 CAD 😆

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Double the chaos & Double the laughs, eh?

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Frequently Asked Questions

💭 Is this a real kit?

Nope! It’s just a high quality prank label. There’s no actual product inside. Only laughs, confusion, and a great story to tell.

📦 What’s the difference between the packaging options?

🔥 Bubble Mailer (Most Popular) - A standard padded bubble mailer with the prank label applied right on the outside. It looks like a totally legit package arriving in the mail. Maximum confusion guaranteed.

💬 Just the Label - You’ll get the label (sticker) only, so you can stick it on your own box, envelope, or any other creative target.

🎁 Deluxe Gift Box - A 9” x 6” professional gift box with the prank label perfectly applied and your message printed inside for the full “official product” experience.

🔒 Do you ship anonymously?

Absolutely. No receipts. No evidence. Just laughs. Every prank ships discreetly from Canada in your desired packaging. Tell us who to embarrass. You take the credit (or don't).😏

Think long-term… or at least until Friday.

Introducing the Retirement Investment Kit.  The perfect prank for your financially “gifted” friends who believe luck is a strategy and vibes are a retirement plan.

This high risk, low return bundle includes:

🪙 7 Lucky Pennies (unverified, probably cursed)

🎫 1 Crumpled Scratch Ticket (already scratched… and lost)

🏖️ Dreams of a Beach House (with complimentary disappointment)

🏅 A Participation Ribbon (for “Trying”)

Designed for people who say, “You can’t win if you don’t play!”

Future forecast: Still working at 78. But hey, maybe with a yacht… or a cardboard box.

WARNING: Not responsible for midlife crises, broken piggy banks, or awkward family dinners.

Roughly 5” x 7”  Suspiciously perfect for slapping on gift boxes, party bags, or anything that needs a little extra “WTF is this?

Includes our official “Ship To” sticker and a “You’ve Been Pranked” label to complete the look and seal the laughs.

Dimensions 5 × 7 × .04 in

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