Basketball Player of the Game Award Kit – Prank Mail / Gag Gift Label

Basketball Player of the Game Award.  A savage award kit for the teammate who barely played, fouled out, and still asked for MVP. Comes with ego balloon (already popped), sweatband of desperation, and a delusional stat sheet.

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$12.99

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Discreet Delivery No sender info included. Just harmless fun.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a real product?

No. It’s a novelty prank label + packaging experience. There are no real contents, chemicals, or medical items. The “product” is the reaction you get when it lands.

DIY Label vs Bubble Mailer vs Maximum Mode. What’s the difference?

DIY Label. (lowest cost) We ship the prank label discreetly. You stick it on your own box/envelope. Best for: adding chaos to something you already planned to send.

Bubble Mailer. (most popular) A discreet padded mailer with the label already applied. Simple, fast, and very believable. Best for: first time pranksters, coworkers, and “mailbox moment” laughs.

Maximum Mode (full theatre) - A premium presentation for maximum drama when they open it. Best for: birthdays, bigger reactions, and anyone who appreciates the extra production value.

Do you ship anonymously / discreetly?

Yes. Packaging is discreet and we don’t include invoices or pricing in the shipment. Order emails/confirmations go to the buyer only.

Will this get me in trouble?

It’s built for harmless chaos: parody labeling, no real contents, no threats, no impersonation. Use basic common sense. Don’t send to someone where it could cause real distress. For a clear safety/legal rundown: Is prank mail legal?

Introducing the Basketball Player of the Game Award Kit.  The perfect gag gift for that one teammate who played 6 whole minutes, committed 5 fouls, threw a bench tantrum, and still demanded the game ball. This gloriously sarcastic kit includes an already popped MVP ego balloon, a Gatorade soaked sweatband of shame, and a participation ribbon that screams “Didn’t Cry This Time.” Plus, a stat sheet that highlights their zero point domination and a self appointed “Coach’s Favourite” whistle, because of course they brought their own.

Great for team parties, coach gifts, or calling out that delusional baller in your life.  This hilarious fake award pack is guaranteed to make the entire bench laugh (and maybe cry a little).

Perfect for gag gifts, basketball lovers with no self awareness, or as a savage stocking stuffer.

Approximately 6″ x 8.5″  Almost like we measured. Almost.

Includes our official “You’ve Been Pranked” label to complete the look and seal the laughs.

 

Dimensions 8.5 × 6 × .04 in

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