Don’t Be a Dick – Prank Mail / Gag Gift Label

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Funny “Don’t Be a Dick” sticker featuring a bold brown and beige design with a cartoon hand flipping the middle finger. Perfect for prank gifts, gag mail, or edgy humour collections from TheOneAndOnly.ca.
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  1. Funny “Don’t Be a Dick” sticker featuring a bold brown and beige design with a cartoon hand flipping the middle finger. Perfect for prank gifts, gag mail, or edgy humour collections from TheOneAndOnly.ca.
  2. Image of a mailman delivering a “Boner Pills” prank package from TheOneAndOnly.ca. This outrageous fake product label is part of Canada’s most popular prank mail collection. Ideal for birthdays, bachelor parties, or anyone who needs a good laugh. Designed and shipped from Canada’s #1 prank gift store.
  3. Dont be a dick envelope
  4. dont be a dick bubble
  5. dont be a dick box
  6. Hand placing an anonymous prank letter into a mailbox. Discreet joke mail delivery from TheOneAndOnly.ca
  7. You’ve Been Pranked label – official TheOneAndOnly.ca funny prank mail sticker for gag gifts
  8. Four step diagram showing how prank mail is selected, packaged, shipped anonymously, and received

Bold, rude, and hilarious.  The “Don’t Be a Dick” Sticker is the perfect prank or gag gift. Retro design, middle finger included.

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Only $12.99 😆

🔥 Popular Prank: Ordered 7 times today

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We print it, pack it discreetly, and ship it for you.
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100% Anonymous Your info is never shared.
No Invoices No prices or names inside.
Ontario Shipping Ships within 24 hours.
Discreet Return Neutral labeling used.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a real product?

No. It’s a novelty prank label + packaging experience. There are no real contents, chemicals, or medical items. The “product” is the reaction you get when it lands.

DIY Label vs Bubble Mailer vs Deluxe Gift Box. What’s the difference?

DIY Label. (lowest cost) We ship the prank label discreetly. You stick it on your own box/envelope. Best for: adding chaos to something you already planned to send.

Bubble Mailer. (most popular) A discreet padded mailer with the label already applied. Simple, fast, and very believable. Best for: first time pranksters, coworkers, and “mailbox moment” laughs.

Deluxe Gift Box (full theatre) — A premium presentation for maximum drama when they open it. Best for: birthdays, bigger reactions, and anyone who appreciates the extra production value.

Do you ship anonymously / discreetly?

Yes. Packaging is discreet and we don’t include invoices or pricing in the shipment. Order emails/confirmations go to the buyer only.

Will this get me in trouble?

It’s built for harmless chaos: parody labeling, no real contents, no threats, no impersonation. Use basic common sense. Don’t send to someone where it could cause real distress. For a clear safety/legal rundown: Is prank mail legal?

Blunt Advice • Classic Gag

“Don’t Be a Dick” Prank Sticker

Sometimes the simplest advice is the best advice. Loud, clear, and unapologetically funny. This sticker says what everyone’s thinking, with zero sugar coating.

Bold Retro Design
Weather Resistant Vinyl
Edgy but Allowed
Ships Canada & USA
5.5" × 8.5"Highly Visible
100%Unfiltered Message
∞Eye Rolls & Laughs

What It Is

A bold, prank-ready novelty sticker featuring a retro style design and an unmistakable message. Perfect for calling out bad behaviour the funny way. Without saying a word.

Why It Works

It’s blunt. It’s relatable. And it lands instantly. Whether it gets a laugh, an eye roll, or a muttered “fair enough,” the reaction is guaranteed.

Perfect For

  • Laptops, water bottles, and toolboxes
  • Man caves, garages, and lockers
  • Gag gifts and bachelor parties
  • Prank mail or anonymous surprises
  • That buddy who definitely knows why

What’s Included

  • 1 × “Don’t Be a Dick” novelty sticker
  • 1 × Official “You’ve Been Pranked” seal label
Pro Tip: Stick it somewhere unexpected. The delayed discovery makes it even funnier.

What You’re Actually Buying

This is a novelty prank sticker intended for humour only. No instructions. No hidden meaning. Just a clear message delivered with comedic timing.

Disclaimer: This product is intended for adult humour. Use good judgment and prank responsibly.

Dimensions 5.5 × 8.5 × .04 in

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