Parking Citation Sticker (3 Pack)

Parking Citation Sticker (3 Pack).  The ultimate passive aggressive award for drivers who think lines are suggestions.  Measures approx. 4” x 5.5”

✔ Anonymous prank mail shipped across USA & Canada
✔ Realistic fake labels that look like the real deal
✔ Discreet. No receipts, no evidence
🇺🇸 U.S. shoppers: your card will be charged in USD at checkout. Prices are shown here in CAD for browsing.

Only $9.99 😆

🔥 Popular Prank: Ordered 10 times today

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Includes a “Sorry, Not Sorry” apology card and a “Tag You’re It” micro-revenge sticker so they can prank the next victim.

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Frequently Asked Questions

💭 Is this a real kit?

Nope! It’s just a high quality prank label. There’s no actual product inside. Only laughs, confusion, and a great story to tell.

📦 What’s the difference between the packaging options?

🔥 Bubble Mailer (Most Popular) - A standard padded bubble mailer with the prank label applied right on the outside. It looks like a totally legit package arriving in the mail. Maximum confusion guaranteed.

💬 Just the Label - You’ll get the label (sticker) only, so you can stick it on your own box, envelope, or any other creative target.

🎁 Deluxe Gift Box - A 9” x 6” professional gift box with the prank label perfectly applied and your message printed inside for the full “official product” experience.

🔒 Do you ship anonymously?

Absolutely. No receipts. No evidence. Just laughs. Every prank ships discreetly in your desired packaging. Tell us who to embarrass. You take the credit (or don't).😏

Finally, a way to say what everyone’s thinking when you see someone parked like they just exited a demolition derby. The Parking Citation Sticker delivers savage sarcasm and well earned mockery, all without confrontation. Just slap it on the window (or gift it to a friend who drives like chaos), and let the sticker do the shaming.

Probably smart to buy 3 or 4.

Printed in bold black and yellow “official violation” style, this sticker looks legit enough to scare but funny enough to make everyone else laugh.

Features:

• “Congratulations! You’ve been awarded the ‘How Did You Get a License?’ badge of dishonour”

• Checklist includes:

✔ Nailed it! (2 lines, 3 spots)

✔ Fully committed to the diagonal life

✔ Consider turning in your mirrors (and license)

• Premium vinyl: weatherproof, removable

• Measures approx. 4” x 5.5”

Use responsibly (or not).

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