Hello Not So Fresh – Pranks / Funny Presents

A parody sticker for culinary dropouts. If your meal plan includes gas station standards and regret, this one’s for you. Approximately 5.35″ x 7.86″ – Almost like we measured. Almost.

Only $9.99 CAD 😆

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Frequently Asked Questions

💭 Is this a real kit?

Nope! It’s just a high quality prank label. There’s no actual product inside. Only laughs, confusion, and a great story to tell.

📦 What’s the difference between the packaging options?

🔥 Bubble Mailer (Most Popular) - A standard padded bubble mailer with the prank label applied right on the outside. It looks like a totally legit package arriving in the mail. Maximum confusion guaranteed.

💬 Just the Label - You’ll get the label (sticker) only, so you can stick it on your own box, envelope, or any other creative target.

🎁 Deluxe Gift Box - A 9” x 6” professional gift box with the prank label perfectly applied and your message printed inside for the full “official product” experience.

🔒 Do you ship anonymously?

Absolutely. No receipts. No evidence. Just laughs. Every prank ships discreetly from Canada in your desired packaging. Tell us who to embarrass. You take the credit (or don't).😏

Say goodbye to gourmet and hello to gastrointestinal roulette. The “Hello Not So Fresh” sticker is the ultimate roast for those who pretend to cook but end up reheating frozen mystery meals. With claims like “restaurant quality food,  if the restaurant is a gas station” and “not liable for rage diarrhea”, this sticker is a hilarious slap in the face to meal kits that overpromise and underwhelm.

Stick it on your fridge, food delivery box, or that one friend’s kitchen who thinks microwaving is meal prep. It’s brutally honest. It’s wildly sarcastic. And it’s fresh as a gas station burrito left in the sun.

✅ Quarantine your taste buds

✅ Culinary disappointment, now in sticker form

✅ Great for pranks, gag gifts, and passive aggressive fridge décor

Approximately 5.35″ x 7.86″ – Almost like we measured. Almost.

Includes our official “Ship To” sticker and a “You’ve Been Pranked” label to complete the look and seal the laughs.

Weight .015 kg
Dimensions 7.86 × 5.35 × .02 in

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