Fish-Be-Gone™ – Odour Neutralizing – Prank Mail / Gag Gift Label
Finally… a solution for that fishy funk. Say goodbye to low tide aromas and hello to social acceptance. Tired of that lingering fish smell? Eliminate fish odour with this prank kit.
$12.99
In stock (can be backordered)
Questions, answered
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real product?
The label and selected presentation are real, but the product named on the prank label is fictional. There are no chemicals, medical supplies or other unusual contents inside. The product is the believable packaging and the reaction it creates.
What is the difference between DIY Label, Bubble Mailer and Maximum Mode?
DIY Label
We discreetly ship the prank label to you. You apply it to
your own box, envelope or package.
Best for: adding a prank to something
you already plan to deliver or mail.
Bubble Mailer
We prepare a discreet padded mailer with the prank label
already applied. It arrives ready to create the reaction.
Best for: convenient prank delivery
and memorable mailbox reactions.
Maximum Mode
Our most theatrical presentation, designed to add more
detail and drama when the recipient opens the package.
Best for: birthdays, bigger reactions
and anyone who appreciates extra production value.
Are my details included inside the package?
No. We do not place your receipt, invoice, pricing, email address, billing details or payment information inside the shipment. Absolute anonymity cannot be guaranteed because shipping carriers, payment providers, customs agencies, fraud prevention services and lawful authorities may have access to transaction or shipment information.
Will the recipient think the contents are real?
The packaging is intentionally designed to look convincing at first glance, but the product remains a novelty prank. The recipient should discover that the labelled contents are fictional when they inspect or open the package.
Can this prank get me in trouble?
These products are intended for harmless jokes, fictional contents and lighthearted humour. Do not use them to threaten, impersonate, harass, deceive for financial gain or cause genuine distress. For more guidance, read Is prank mail legal?
Fish Be Gone™
Odour Neutralizing Prank Kit
The nose knows. And it’s had enough.
Tired of that seafood stench that lingers like an ex with boundary issues?
Fish Be Gone™ is the socially necessary, totally fake
odour neutralizing prank kit designed to say,
“Not today, tuna.”
- Peppermint mist (for polite Canadian freshness)
- Charcoal sachets (traps fish funk like it owes you money)
- Emergency air horn (when the nose can’t suffer in silence)
- Bonus nose peg. Because sometimes, it’s just that bad
What It Is
A parody prank label disguised as a legitimate odour neutralizing product.
Designed to look semi official, mildly judgmental, and deeply personal.
No actual deodorizing powers included. Just emotional damage.
How People Use It
- Slap it on a package for the seafood offender.
- Mail anonymously to maximize shame.
- Leave in the office fridge area as a warning.
No actual odour neutralization is provided. Nose pegs sold separately (kidding).
| Dimensions | 8.5 × 6 × .04 in |
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